rant rant

why is it that every time i open this page,

i see my kao kao punya flaming,

then the lazy feeling kicks in.

some other time then.

z.

n dey say..

..all's well that ends well.

bullshit.

i got shitted today.

repeatedly shitted.

full of shit.

cipet.

when it rains it fucking pours.

tak agak.

pukimak.

one by one doing shit.

chat lan stress.

cibai.

if some shit like this happens again i fucking tak puas.

wait la.

mahai.

why didn't blog?

cause my life is so boring.

okeh la. not so boring.

but not so happening also lah.

ehehe.

wait wait. i got another reason. :D

i takda camera.

ahhhaaaa. good excuse right?

great success.

huh? why suddenly tak puas?

k la k la. i conning ni.

dun angry lar.

ish.

eh. but i got camera.

laaa. but why wanna bring camera?

leceh ni.

hilang baru tau.

phone camera so flack.

hmm.

how ah?

lazy kot.

hmm. cannot.

cannot call myself lazy.

but if not lazy then call what?

haiyo.

lazy la lazy la.

so the answer is...

lazy to blog :)

"i fell asleep at my friend's house"

that was the cock story that i used to get away with coming back at 7am.

7am.

doing what?

cc.

omfg how did i get pulled into that?

then i go home and sleep like a slut.

not much of a coverline anymore right?

-__-

day 3

futsal in segambut. woke up at 11.10, game at 12. i never change.

mamak for lunch = maggi.

wcg in setapak for CS.

winning11 session at andre's.

dinner = maggi.

supper = maggi at nathan's.

i so healthy, ini hari semua maggi.

shisha at nathan's.

eeyer. no wonder his face like that.

ash burn dy got smoke. hence his name and what he does.

end.

=)

serong

well, not exactly serong.

just went to another port. hehe.

tanigurigeh anyone?

our abang's new technique of opening bottle. why la?

i never knew phantoms took leaks.

final result.

fin.

go plant some

devi's corner, bangsar:

two weirdos came up to our table and...

"hey there, we're new around here and we just wanna know where to get some marijuana, u know, pot?"

"no."

"it's alright. thanks."

...then they moved on (to the next table).

=\

if we actually saw it coming then the reply would definitely be longer than 'no'. haha. jokers.

looking for plans for day 2.

day one: nathan's

the dreaded setapak steven's:

if i go there,

"come come we waiting"

i MENTION sri petaling only,

"DAMN FAR LA WEI!"

backside la.

i'm going nathan's.

later.

-.-

finals finally finished

goddamn.

exams.

but i survived. yeh.

i promise to try to play less/study more next sem.

promise is too strong a word ;)

now what?

=\

desperate or resourceful?

u be the judge.

assignment was due at 5, but i only managed to complete it at 5.30.

whatever.

and the stupid baisap bookshop worker didn't to help this poor kid bind his assignment.

peh pundek.

went back into the library.

find stapler, assignment too thick.

find clip, eh wait. no clip.

paper got. paper only la.

macam diapers dowh.

in the lecturers' office: "...so cute. like sumo wrestler..."

-__-

extra marks takpe.

but i got a BIG RED LATE on my cover instead.

bagus.

at least i'm done with those.

NEXXTTTTTT?

assignments are..

..a pain in the ass.

that's right.

assignments.

one after another.

i work my ass off to finish one and hand up.

then the next one is due two days later.

then i work my ass off again.

then i hand in.

then got another one due next week.

adoi.

betul banyak dulan.

who's ur daddy?

United end Arsenal title bid

went to hartamas to watch ManUtd - Arsenal

but we all know who's the better team right? =)

Ron took the penalty twice, the same spot twice, Lehmann guessed correctly twice, but yet Ron managed to put it in the back of the net (twice)

celebration.

geez.

and Adebayor. u dirty bugger. hand of god.

see, that's why u didn't deserve to win.

hargreaves free kick. walaneh. u can take the wall and throw it away. won't make a difference.

savvedi macha.

was trembling after the match. damn kao~

had to chill before driving back.

but i've to say, it was a pretty evenly matched game.

arsenal, go blow on smth.

i only do shisha.

(pics from yahoo)

(except my pic of course. wtf)

a long long day: episode II: return of the nata

doing this just to finish where i started.

a part I of I doesn't make sense, does it?

after i got back, went to ajimal for arsenal vs liverpool in a liverpool jersey (which also means i don't like arsenal)

sat from 8-12.

i don't feel surprised why some people actually ask "ko melayu ke?"

nas, shukran

anas, bob with cigarette

he who flicks ears, pinches tits and spanks asses, umair

he's not retard, he just looks like one

iqbal

bob without cigarette

people come and go, so do the food.

it's possible.

after that, home, crash!

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a random conversation with the guard...

guard: balik?

me: ya balik. this one, my house.

guard: ok. *points at friend* friend?

me: yes. friend.

guard: friend no go home?

me: not yet.

guard: go where?

me: go out.

guard: makan makan?

me: errr..feed?

o.O

now where did 'feed' come from?

=S

a long long day: episode I: a close encounter with the dark side

to wake up at 5+am and end the day at 2am is not cute.

but i did it anyway =S

had to get to jelatek lrt by 7am. that meant i had to leave uber early, uber shitty.

at the lrt station...

me: jamek satu.
*flashes 50buck note*
guy at counter: sekarang takde duit tukar. ko tunggu la.
me: o.O

tunggu apa? bodoh.

asked a lady if she had change. she didn't but she was willing to pay for my ticket.

turns out that she faced the same prob and i was the one who did her a favour gave her small change.

right then. in the lrt...

*takes out earphone, plugs to phone*

*presses 'music player' on phone*

wait. where my songs?

fug.

i left my memory card in the computer.

*smacks head, and hard*

i wish i didn't have that much time in my hands to do that.

sri petaling ---> m.jamek, m.jamek ---> jelatek.

very good. hi, rudy & jj -__-

met chris at jelatek after some time waiting and off to shah alam for inter church games, repping st john.

and yes, i'm imported.

our first game was at 11, second was at 2. had enough of that during mapcu games. but what can i friggin do?

played anyway, got deep fried. again. ran like a dog too. again.

panasonic stadium, shah alam.

too bad these guys don't feel it.

i doubt any of them will feel it.

behold. my team. =\

figure i: typical indians.

figure ii: emo indian.

looking at the other teams, they all have jerseys. mine's mufty. theirs? milo t-shirt?

but i was the standout player.

really.

what i did?

nothing.

don't believe?

i tell u how.

they're black.

i'm not I-)

no offense there.

if i was to be booked, i think the referee would just jot: chinaman. yellow. x'.

-____-

hi cloud.

meet sun. rawr.

undeservingly lost both games, i think. we done yet? yea. jom go home.

dropped us at midvalley.

haven't been there in a while.

pool, makan, collect my clothes, balik.

*WHEW*

to be continued...

take time to realize

It's not the same;

No it's never the same;

If you don't feel it too.

If you meet me half way;

If you would meet me half way;

It could be the same for you.

hmm?

*.*

careless

i left my pair of shades in musa.

again. =(

one pair reebok, one pair cyber eyeworks.

so, if there's anyone who's reading this who's kind enough (if there is), please do return it to me.

i'd appreciate it.

really.

today we go to..

..broga!

no it's not a country.

it's in africa semenyih.

near nottingham university.

freakin far? i know -__-''

and so we went for our inter college match on thursday in notts.

against masterskill college. nursing college.

eeeyer! macam bapok! don't look down on ppl. -)

no way! damn easy!

can have a good time with the nurses later some more.

getting injured on purpose and all.

wtf.

forget it.

play first.

but wait.

the weather. omfg.

i think i do need the nurses =o

pretty cloud come to play? no? naughty cloud.

played from 6-7.

fried putut anyone?

aku left back bernombor 11. keng leh.

dahlah it's not my position.

because of that we lost 3-1.

maybe if i played up we would have won 4-3.

then i can hit a bicycle kick in the right way.

because i confident. can?

anyway, we got back to sunway at about 8+.

freakin 1hour trip. prefer genting, no?

makan-ed at some mamak near pyramid.

then sangkut dunno how to go back from there -.-

but guess who i bumped into.

ledd!! =D

followed her to asiacafe, then dropped me here:

old klang road junction to pj -.-

note: it's 11pm.

see my pretty shadow? and my pretty bag shadow?

walked some distance till i got a cab. sheesh~

after that went to TRY to book futsal for friday night.

then mamak. then home. then sleep.

pancittt!! *.*

***********

i heard this somewhere...

quote: "where's my black dil?"

u pandai-pandai ;)

dulan

selalu takdapat reply.

betul banyak dulan.

em. syok.

sebab saya dapat reply.

tiap-tiap hari reply.

...

boleh kasi saya reply tak?

tak mungkin.

awak tanya handphone.

u betul banyak GY la.

....

shoes

i like =)

...

i do wanna blog.

seriously.

but i have a problem.

i don't have much material.

then it'll be short.

it's cuz i don't take pics.

and a pic is worth a thousand words.

so yea.

x)

don't forget the fine print

yesterday, at a&w's...

me : i'll have a large coney dog set, take away.

cashier : okay. is that all?

*looks at price (9.40) takes out 10 buck note*

me : yes.

cashier : do you want to change to curly fries?

me : okay.

*looks at counter, ka-ching. 9 changes to 11*

[0.0]

cashier : do you want float with your beer sir?

me : beer what? oh. err. can.

*looks at cashier, ka-ching. 11 changes to 12*

[0.0]

cashier : that'll be 12.50 sir

*takes out wallet, forks an extra 5 bucks, pays*

cashier : thank you, enjoy your meal.

*leaves*

u better hope i "thank you enjoy your meal"

-__-"

lesson of the day : don't trust the posters. they're just meant to con u.

wasn't even filling. went to mamak an hour after that. sheesh.

no wonder we don't see a&w's anywhere else but the pj drive-in.

stagnant...

i can't seem to find any inspiration to update and i think it's the same case with the others.

maybe not all, but few (u know who u are) -)

well it's been awhile, and i've classes starting soon in monash. orientation wasn't such a blast, but there were sights and sounds to be seen =) wait, maybe just sights. haha.



anyways, i'll tell u what i did today. woke up, texas-held-em, ate, slept, ate again and here i am, at the computer at 3 in the morning, waiting for the man utd-lyon match.



heck, it feels good to finally get a good day's sleep. it's been awhile. maybe cuz i've been working since after STPM. work while the others have fun, and then have classes while the others work. sheesh~ but i couldn't be bothered, cuz NO ONE actually plans to go ANYwhere. so no loss there.



then there's the classic way of wasting, i mean spending time, cards! =D looks like i get to continue gambling consistently, even after school. let's not forget the CNY period too. what we play? blackjack, big2, rummy, in between, 3cards, classic poker, texas hold'em, u name it! in fact, it's becoming part of my income/loss *,* not promoting it to any of y'all though. just for ur info, BAD HABITS DIE HARD. so don't if u can't =)

kasi sailang sama dia! ALL IN!

and CNY. where did all the angpau money go?!?!?! i don't even touch the 4digit mark this year. what the hell man. so much for the effort i put in to go visiting. sheesh! better returns LAST year.

angpau ada. kase ilek?

what else? my effort to be independent (transport wise): the driving license. looks like i'll finally be getting my license (or at least trying to get). test is next week and i need practice. blardy instructor scared the shit out of me.

instructor : *jams brake* u wanna die?

me : no.

instructor : then look to ur right.

*bus zooms past*

me : *gulps* k.

*restarts engine, releases clutch*

instructor : *jams brake* niama. what u doing? see there.

*bus zooms past, again*

me : *double gulp* k.

-__-''

looks like the match'll be starting soon. and driving lesson tmr (just maybe). hope this won't be the last post. wish me luck! till then, later! GO UNITED!